«Я [придурок] из-за того, что хожу в спортзал в коротких шортах даже после того, как меня попросили остановиться?»

Jul 22, 2023

Людям очень нравится следить за тем, что другим следует и не следует носить. Слишком длинная, слишком короткая, недостаточно покрывает, слишком много покрывает, слишком красочная, слишком приглушенная, проявляется ваша совершенно нормальная часть тела, которая есть у всех людей! Боже упаси!

При совершенно забавном повороте событий мужчину в спортзале попросили изрядно «прикрыть» его бедра, так как его сочные ноги наводили жену на нечистые мысли, а ее парень, пронюхав об этом, не поделился настроение.

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